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| Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does a cat make going down the highway?A: Miaooooooooooooooooooow!Q: What do you get if cross a cat with a canary?A: Shredded tweet!Q: Why do tomcats fight?A: Because they like raising a stink!Q: Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit?A: They are both ginger nuts!Q: What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea?A: A catameringue!Q: On what should you mount a statue of your cat?A: A caterpillar!Q: What do you get if cross a Tomcat with a Pekingese?A: A Peking Tom! |
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