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"Great news,
Mr. Oscarson," the
psychiatrist reported. "After eighteen months of
therapy, I can
pronounce you finally and completely cured of your
kleptomania. You'll
never be trapped by the desire to steal again."
"Gee, that's
great, Doc," the patient replied.
"And just to prove it, I want you
to stop by Sears on the way home and
walk the length of the store.
You'll see - you'll feel no temptation
to shoplift
whatsoever."
"Oh, Doctor, whatever can I do to thank you?"
"Well,"
suggested the psychiatrist, "if you DO have a relapse, I
could use a
new microwave." |
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