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An 80-year-old man is having his annual
checkup.
The doctor asks him how he's feeling. "I've never been
better!" he
replies. "I've got an 18-year-old bride who's pregnant and
having my
child! What
do you think about that?"

The doctor
considers this for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tell
you a
story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a
season.
But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his

umbrella instead of his gun."

"So he's in the woods," the
doctor continues, "and suddenly a
grizzly bear appears in front of him!
He raises up his umbrella, points it
at the bear, and squeezes the
handle. The bear drops dead in front of
him, suffering from a
bullet wound in his its chest."

"That's impossible! Someone else
must have shot that bear," the man
said.

"Exactly."
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