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A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when
suddenly a car
came along and hit the door, ripping it off
completely.
When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining
bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
"Officer,
look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!!", he whined.
"You
lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!", retorted the
officer.
"You're so worried about your stupid BMW, that you didn't
even
notice that your left arm was ripped off!"
"Oh no!", replied the
lawyer, finally noticing the bloody left
shoulder where his arm once
was.
"Where's my Rolex???!!!" |
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