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Father O'Mally has been preaching
at his church in Ireland for so
long, that he decides to take a
vacation. He has never been married
and he is curious as to what an
American endures in everyday life. So,
he decides to go to the States
before it is too late. He hops on the
plane bound for Nevada. He
arrives in the Airport in Las Vegas.
As he is exiting the plane,
someone in the airport runs up to him and
exclaims, "Elvis! Oh my God!
It's Elvis! I knew you weren't dead
Elvis! How have you been?"
Father looks at her and says, "Get outta
me
face. Can't you see
I'm not Elvis? I don't look a thing like
Elvis."
The
father moves on to his cab waiting outside. He hops in his cab and
he's
a little upset so he tells the cabby, "Take me to my hotel and
step
on it." The cabby turns and says, "Sure thing sir - Oh my God!
It's
Elvis! I knew you weren't dead! I'm your number one fan! It's
so
great to see you!" "Shut up, you imbecile. I'm not Elvis!
Now turn
around and drive!"
So, the cabby speeds up to the
hotel. Father O'Malley gets his things
and walks up to the hotel
check-in counter. "Oh my God! Oh my God!
It's you!" screams the hotel
clerk. "You're back Elvis! I knew this
day would happen. We saved
everything just the way you like it! Free
cheeseburgers, peanut
butter and banana fried sandwiches, masseurs,
and a full liquor bar!
I'm so glad you're back!"
Father O'Malley looks at the hotel
clerk and says, "Thank you...
Thank
you very much!" |
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