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An
American touring Spain
stopped at a local restaurant following a day
of sightseeing. While
sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling,
scrumptious looking platter
being served at the next table. Not only
did
it look good, the
smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is
that
you
just served?"

The waiter replied, " Ah senor, you have excellent
taste! Those are
bulls
testicles from the bull fight this
morning. A delicacy!"

The American, though momentarily daunted, said,
"What the hell, I'm
on
vacation! Bring me an order!"

The
waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving
per

day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come

early
tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save
you this
delicacy!"

The next morning, the American returned,
placed his order, and then
that
evening he was served the
one and only special delicacy of the day.
After a few bites, and
inspecting the contents of his platter, he
called
to the waiter
and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much
smaller
than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"

The waiter shrugged his
shoulders and replied, "Si senor. Sometimes
the
bull wins."
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