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1	Tarzania - What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?"Look, a herd of elephants in ...Read the whole joke	2
2	Tarzania II - What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does Jane say when sh...Read the whole joke	2
3	The best book on elephants - The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The British sub...Read the whole joke	1
4	THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS - THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me,...Read the whole joke	1
5	The essential difference - One day the zoo-keeper noticed that "Cheech" the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and ...Read the whole joke	1
6	The Insensitive Gorilla - A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof the big silver back gorill...Read the whole joke	1
7	The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order... - The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his comp...Read the whole joke	3
8	The story with the moral - In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. He was ahot, dry fly who said to no...Read the whole joke	1
9	The talking dog - A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him ...Read the whole joke	1
10	There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle... - There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no re...Read the whole joke	1
11	There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river... - There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame by for a cool drink. The gorilla t...Read the whole joke	1
12	There was once a wide mouth frog... - There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn't know what to feed them. She went to ...Read the whole joke	1
13	There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through... - There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as ...Read the whole joke	1
14	There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam... - There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam.It was that time of year to ...Read the whole joke	1
15	There were two cats that enjoyed running together... - There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called One-two-three.T...Read the whole joke	1
16	There were two cows in a paddock... - There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass. The first cow said "Moo."A...Read the whole joke	5
17	There were two guys walking down the street... - There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his nuts.One of the guys said....Read the whole joke	1
18	This is what should happen to ALL CATS! - This is what should happen to ALL CATS..!HOW TO WASH THE CAT1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.2. Add th...Read the whole joke	1
19	This man goes into the doctor with his... - This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad now.Doctor: "What hap...Read the whole joke	1
20	Three mice are sitting in a bar talking... - Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The first mouse slams down a s...Read the whole joke	1
21	Top 15 Household Pet Dishes - Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow Mein12> Bran...Read the whole joke	1
22	Two cows were talking in the field one day... - Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that'...Read the whole joke	0
23	Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly... - Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle says to the o...Read the whole joke	0
24	Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other... - Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thin...Read the whole joke	1
25	Two goldfish are in a tank... - Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:'Do you know how to drive this thing?'Sent by Clair...Read the whole joke	1