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1 What has four legs and eight arms?
- Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children's play area....Read the whole joke
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2 What has two legs and bleeds?
- What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog....Read the whole joke
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3 What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
- What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah....Read the whole joke
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4 What is grey and comes in quarts?
- What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant....Read the whole joke
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5 What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
- What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers....Read the whole joke
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6 What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito...
- What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?It's ass....Read the whole joke
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7 What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
- What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!...Read the whole joke
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8 What's brown and crispy on the outside...
- What's brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside? A c...Read the whole joke
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9 What's green and has wheels?
- What's green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels...Read the whole joke
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10 What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?
- What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin....Read the whole joke
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11 What's the difference between a bull and a cow?
- What's the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk it....Read the whole joke
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12 What's the difference between a duck and a cow?
- What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke
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13 What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
- What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you le...Read the whole joke
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14 What's the worst thing about washing your cat?
- Q: What's the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards....Read the whole joke
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15 Where do you find a no legged dog?
- Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him....Read the whole joke
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16 Why did the cactus cross the road?
- Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by Robbie...Read the whole joke
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17 Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
- Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? - Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of t...Read the whole joke
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18 Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?
- Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?Because they can....Read the whole joke
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19 Why do elephants have 4 feet?
- Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn't enough....Read the whole joke
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20 Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
- A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry trees.What's t...Read the whole joke
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21 Why do gorillas have big noses?
- Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big finger...Read the whole joke
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22 Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
- Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn't explode when you fuck it....Read the whole joke
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23 Why does a cow wear a bell?
- Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!...Read the whole joke
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24 Why does a dog lick his balls?
- Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can't make a fist....Read the whole joke
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25 Why does an elephant have four feet?
- Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches....Read the whole joke
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