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Don\'t Step On The Ducks...
- Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first one to go into the pea...Read the whole joke |
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Don\\\'t Mess With The I.R.S!
- To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in tax payments The on...Read the whole joke |
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Don\\\'t Pee In the Pool
- The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool."Everyone knows," the...Read the whole joke |
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Don\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'t jump!
- Q. - How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A. - Put velcro on the ceiling....Read the whole joke |
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| 5 |
Doomed!
- An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty group of cann...Read the whole joke |
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| 6 |
Dope
- Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!...Read the whole joke |
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| 7 |
Double The Recipe
- Q: Why don't blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees....Read the whole joke |
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| 8 |
Doughgirl Is Sick
- In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a newPillsbury Doughgirl character ...Read the whole joke |
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| 9 |
Down and dirty!
- A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck, all covered with po...Read the whole joke |
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| 10 |
Dr. Seuss Episode of ER
- IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER - -Kerry: Now Mark, I think this ER's great,But. . . there are pr...Read the whole joke |
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| 11 |
Dragging your feet
- Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. A...Read the whole joke |
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| 12 |
Dress Shop Burglary
- "Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times," the judge said. "Yes,...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 |
Drink to Forget
- Sign seen in a bar:"Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."...Read the whole joke |
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| 14 |
Drinking Buddies
- Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints...Read the whole joke |
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| 15 |
Drinking on the job!
- Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day t...Read the whole joke |
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| 16 |
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
- A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum w...Read the whole joke |
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| 17 |
Drive Into Ditch
- Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off....Read the whole joke |
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| 18 |
Drive-In
- Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in movie???They went to see "Close...Read the whole joke |
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Driver Has No Money
- Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has it!...Read the whole joke |
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| 20 |
Driver's Test
- Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?A: Because every time the door opened, she jump...Read the whole joke |
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| 21 |
Drivers Identity by Location
- How to identify where a driver is from...One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New YorkOne hand on wh...Read the whole joke |
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| 22 |
Drivers Licence
- A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. S...Read the whole joke |
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Driving Examiner
- Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you'll pass eventuall...Read the whole joke |
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Driving In Fog Riddle
- Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!...Read the whole joke |
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Driving in the Fog and...
- Q: What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When you're eating pussy yo...Read the whole joke |
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