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1	How Do You Feel? - Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company r...Read the whole joke	0
2	How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree? - How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him....Read the whole joke	0
3	How do you keep an idiot occupied? - How do you keep a idiot occupied?(Scroll Down) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ....Read the whole joke	0
4	How do you make a dead baby float? - How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby....Read the whole joke	0
5	How do you make a hot dog stand? - How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair....Read the whole joke	0
6	How do you make a tissue dance? - How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it....Read the whole joke	0
7	How do you open a can of beer? - How do you open a can of beer?That's not the point - it should be open when she gives it to you!...Read the whole joke	4
8	How do you tell two KKK members apart? - How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she's their mother.......Read the whole joke	0
9	How does a blond turn on the light after sex - ? She opens the car door....Read the whole joke	0
10	How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning - ? Fertilized....Read the whole joke	0
11	HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE - Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both tend to have "hip" p...Read the whole joke	0
12	How gross is that? - Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won't step onit when you walk....Read the whole joke	0
13	How Hell froze over. - Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was waiting for him. After rewieving ...Read the whole joke	0
14	How I got my name? - A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face."Say Mom, why is my bigger b...Read the whole joke	0
15	How It All Began... - In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com, did take unto himself a...Read the whole joke	0
16	How Man Takes A Bubble Bath - How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner....Read the whole joke	2
17	How many calories do we burn during sex - The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar i...Read the whole joke	1
18	How Many cochroaches...? - Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one knows...when the light comes on ...Read the whole joke	1
19	How Many Men Does It Take... - How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only one to screw it in. The othe...Read the whole joke	0
20	How many men? - How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None - it should be open when she brings it to yo...Read the whole joke	0
21	How many mimes? - Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2, the trick is getting them IN there....Read the whole joke	1
22	How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow? - How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold the legs, four to hold the udders,...Read the whole joke	0
23	How many seconds are in a year? - How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a year. January 2nd, February 2nd, M...Read the whole joke	2
24	How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? - How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the giraffe and the other ...Read the whole joke	0
25	How many times. - After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past."C'mon, te...Read the whole joke	1