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If Men Had PMS
- If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b) Cram...Read the whole joke |
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If Men TRULY Ruled The World!
- "If Men TRULY Ruled the World!"...Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the behind and a "Ni...Read the whole joke |
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If Men were made by Kodak!
- Wouldn't it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off when they weren't b...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 |
If PCs Were Toasters...
- If IBM made toasters ...They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to be submitted for...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 |
If Radio Shack made toasters...
- If Radio Shack made toasters...The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anythingabout it. Yo...Read the whole joke |
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| 6 |
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft...
- Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What seems to be...Read the whole joke |
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| 7 |
If She Married Him, She'd Be...
- If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd ...Read the whole joke |
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| 8 |
If Sony made toasters...
- If Sony made toasters...Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece of br...Read the whole joke |
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| 9 |
If the Franklin Mint made toasters...
- If the Franklin Mint made toasters...Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece...Read the whole joke |
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| 10 |
If the NSA made toasters...
- If the NSA made toasters...Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only theNSA could access ...Read the whole joke |
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| 11 |
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant...
- Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside????A: K9P....Read the whole joke |
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If Thinking Machines made toasters...
- If Thinking Machines made toasters...You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of bread at t...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 |
If Timex made toasters...
- If Timex made toasters...They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a lick...Read the whole joke |
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| 14 |
If Women Told Truth In Bed
- Many a relationship could be thrown a curve ball if women always told the truth in bed. Imagine the ...Read the whole joke |
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| 15 |
If You Are Unhappy
- Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.How...Read the whole joke |
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| 16 |
If you love something ...
- If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways will be yours. If it never r...Read the whole joke |
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| 17 |
If You Love Something....
- If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and always will be yours. If it never r...Read the whole joke |
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| 18 |
If You Love The Lord
- The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper ...Read the whole joke |
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| 19 |
If, And, Butt!
- If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker....Read the whole joke |
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| 20 |
If...
- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it followthat electricians can be delighte...Read the whole joke |
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| 21 |
Ignored
- Patient walks into a doctor's office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!...Read the whole joke |
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| 22 |
Illinois Crazy Law
- The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at lea...Read the whole joke |
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| 23 |
Illiterate?
- Illiterate? No problem!Write for free advice....Read the whole joke |
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| 24 |
Imagine that
- Can u believe what people do in the church these days? I was in the church listening tothe priest's ...Read the whole joke |
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| 25 |
Imagine this.
- A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her husband to spice things ...Read the whole joke |
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