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It\'s a Bummer to be an egg!
- It's a bummer to be an egg because...1) You only get laid once. 2) You only get eaten once. 3) It ta...Read the whole joke |
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It\\\\\\\'s hard to make a comeback when...
- It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere....Read the whole joke |
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| 3 |
I\'d Love To But...
- Next time you're invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses to why you can't attend:...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 |
I\'d Love To But...(Pt II)
- More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don't wanna go to.I'D LOVE TO ...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 |
I\'d Love To But...(Pt IV)
- Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won't be invited out again! (unless...Read the whole joke |
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| 6 |
I\'ll Come Home When...
- A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink. But every ten or...Read the whole joke |
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| 7 |
I\'m Cured!
- A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer, then stands on the bar, drops his pan...Read the whole joke |
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| 8 |
I\'m Glad I\'m A Woman
- I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don't live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and Spam I don't b...Read the whole joke |
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| 9 |
I\'m John The Baptist
- A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so for public safety, he ...Read the whole joke |
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| 10 |
I\'m not fishing!
- A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of da...Read the whole joke |
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| 11 |
I\'m Turner Brown
- A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big du...Read the whole joke |
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| 12 |
I\\\'d Love To But...(Pt III)
- More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don't wanna go to.I'D LOVE TO ...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 |
I\\\'m a Fun-gi!
- There's this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is one beer. So he goes up to the...Read the whole joke |
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| 14 |
I\\\'m George Washington
- A man who thinks he's George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session b...Read the whole joke |
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| 15 |
I\\\'m glad I\\\'m a man
- I'M GLAD I'M A MANI'm glad I'm a man, you better believe. I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or ...Read the whole joke |
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I\\\'m glad I\\\'m a woman
- I'M GLAD I'M A WOMANI'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am. I don't live off of Budweiser, Beer Nu...Read the whole joke |
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| 17 |
I\\\\\\\'m A Chicken
- Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this b...Read the whole joke |
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| 18 |
I\\\\\\\'m A Curtain
- Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!...Read the whole joke |
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| 19 |
I\\\\\\\'m a Dustbin
- Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don't talk such rubbish!...Read the whole joke |
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| 20 |
I\\\\\\\'m A Wheelbarrow
- Patient: Doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don't let people push you around....Read the whole joke |
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| 21 |
I\\\\\\\'m Invisible
- Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible. Psychiatrist: What!...who said that?...Read the whole joke |
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| 22 |
I\\\\\\\'m listening, dear.
- I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her....Read the whole joke |
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