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Mating Call
- Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"Q: What is the mating call of the ugly...Read the whole joke |
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Matrimony Tips For Women
- On AppearanceExcessive use of perfume makes a woman less desirable. Perfumes are manufactured from f...Read the whole joke |
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Mattresses
- At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day....Read the whole joke |
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May I take your order...
- A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500 IF WE FAIL TO FILL YOUR...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 |
Maybe next time.
- This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for a school play. He earned a part and...Read the whole joke |
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Mayonaise
- Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!...Read the whole joke |
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mBragging about old times
- Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. "Why, my outfit was so well drilled,"...Read the whole joke |
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Me and My Boss
- When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe is thorough------------------------...Read the whole joke |
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Me Tarzan!
- Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suit...Read the whole joke |
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Me Too
- The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, "Hi honey, look, I've bought the new Rolling St...Read the whole joke |
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Meals on Wheels
- Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked bein...Read the whole joke |
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Measure Intelligence
- Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!...Read the whole joke |
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Measurement of a Pole
- An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a very long pole and a yardstick. H...Read the whole joke |
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Measuring Monkey
- A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey ...Read the whole joke |
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Med Examination
- A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very embarrassed and uncomfortable."H...Read the whole joke |
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Medical Advancement
- A British doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one m...Read the whole joke |
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Medical Record Quotes
- The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared in...Read the whole joke |
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Medical Terms - Ebonics Style!
- Benign................What you be after you be eight.Artery................The study of paintings.Ba...Read the whole joke |
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Medicine Cabinet
- Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn't wake up the Sleeping Pills....Read the whole joke |
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Medium Smeduim!
- For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to the seance parlor of Madame F...Read the whole joke |
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Meet Bubba's Family!
- Hi y'all...muh name id's Bubba and dis is muh fameily:Furst is me... Mom said I got all the good loo...Read the whole joke |
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Meet me for lunch!
- The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about latitu...Read the whole joke |
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Meet Roy the drunk!
- Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats him...Read the whole joke |
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Meet the Genie
- A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses...Read the whole joke |
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Meet the Schitt Family!
- Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate, married ...Read the whole joke |
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