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Picking a punishment
- This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says h...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 |
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
- One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was very furious ...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 |
Picking Personal Hell
- A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC (Chief Devil in Charge).Devil: We run...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 |
Pickles
- Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can't get their head in the jar....Read the whole joke |
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| 5 |
Pickup Lines
- 1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want t...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 6 |
Pierced ears for pirates
- How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!...Read the whole joke |
0 |
0 |
| 7 |
Pig Under Her Arm
- Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. Shepasses a person who asks, "Where...Read the whole joke |
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| 8 |
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
- Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last week to visi...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 9 |
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
- Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh w...Read the whole joke |
0 |
0 |
| 10 |
Pilot On Drugs
- "Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs"10. All the in-flight meals are missing their dessert squa...Read the whole joke |
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| 11 |
Pink and Purple
- What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the grip!...Read the whole joke |
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| 12 |
Pink Parts
- One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of a sudden, she heard this ...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 |
Pinnochio
- Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. "Every tim...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 14 |
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
- Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from Disneyl...Read the whole joke |
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| 15 |
Pinoccio
- What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio's nose?"Tell a lie."...Read the whole joke |
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| 16 |
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
- A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes th...Read the whole joke |
0 |
0 |
| 17 |
Pirate Joke
- What was the pirate movie rated?ARRRRRRR...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 18 |
Pitbull and PMS
- What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick....Read the whole joke |
1 |
0 |
| 19 |
Pizza Cutting
- Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut itin six or twelve pieces.A: "Six, ...Read the whole joke |
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| 20 |
Plastic Wrap
- This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as shorts.The doctor walk...Read the whole joke |
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| 21 |
Play on words :)
- Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. Even when...Read the whole joke |
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| 22 |
Play Pens
- Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best friend, "They're drivi...Read the whole joke |
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| 23 |
Playing House
- Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house.They both decided it was time to ge...Read the whole joke |
1 |
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| 24 |
Playing With Vibrator
- A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door a...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 25 |
Please Save Her!
- Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim...Read the whole joke |
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