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Stop the count!
- A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.Afterward the doctor...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 |
Stopped Using the Pill
- Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out....Read the whole joke |
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| 3 |
Stressed
- Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with peop...Read the whole joke |
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Stressed out?...try these!
- If you're feeling a bit stressed, try these to deal with it...Dance naked in front of your pets.Put ...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 |
String Joke
- A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender replies "I'm sorry, We do...Read the whole joke |
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| 6 |
Strip Joint
- Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym. His ...Read the whole joke |
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| 7 |
Strong Britain
- -What makes Britain so strong? -It?s the two-party system. One bigparty on every friday and another ...Read the whole joke |
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| 8 |
Strongest Man
- The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standi...Read the whole joke |
1 |
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| 9 |
Student Bloopers - Part I!
- This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th grade through college...Read the whole joke |
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| 10 |
Student Bloopers - Part II!
- This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th grade through college...Read the whole joke |
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| 11 |
Students Science Bloopers
- THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote...Read the whole joke |
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| 12 |
Studied For Five Days
- Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was scheduled to take a urine test....Read the whole joke |
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| 13 |
Stupid Elephant Jokes
- How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the butter!...Read the whole joke |
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| 14 |
Stupid Insults 1/31
- $HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a .357 Magnum world. A 10K brain ...Read the whole joke |
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| 15 |
Stupid Insults 10/31
- Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory of a missing link. Faile...Read the whole joke |
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| 16 |
Stupid Insults 11/31
- Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity errors unde...Read the whole joke |
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| 17 |
Stupid Insults 12/31
- Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex, but not a very ...Read the whole joke |
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| 18 |
Stupid Insults 13/31
- He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to science but they mad...Read the whole joke |
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| 19 |
Stupid Insults 14/31
- Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked. Her memory is truly ra...Read the whole joke |
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| 20 |
Stupid Insults 15/31
- His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they were out of stock....Read the whole joke |
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| 21 |
Stupid Insults 16/31
- His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His reaction time is long...Read the whole joke |
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| 22 |
Stupid Insults 17/31
- If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true. If he had a lobotomy he...Read the whole joke |
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| 23 |
Stupid Insults 18/31
- In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked for "extra thick." I...Read the whole joke |
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| 24 |
Stupid Insults 19/31
- Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer -- vacuum at the top. Like a loose-leaf folder in wi...Read the whole joke |
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| 25 |
Stupid Insults 2/31
- A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard. A few kernels short of an ear...Read the whole joke |
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