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1	YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING... - YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT FRONT IS AT HALF MAST. THE POSTAL WORK...Read the whole joke	3
2	You know you are a teacher if... - You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find humor in other people...Read the whole joke	0
3	You know you are in a small town... - You know you're in a small town.....- when you don't use turn signals because everybody knows where...Read the whole joke	2
4	You know you are in a Texas church when - People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, "I'd like to ask Bubba to h...Read the whole joke	0
5	You Know You're Getting Older When - You Know You're Getting Older When...Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.The gleam ...Read the whole joke	1
6	You Know You're Having a Bad Day When... - Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels motorcyclists. You've been at work 3 hours b...Read the whole joke	1
7	You Know You're In California When... - The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere else. You know how t...Read the whole joke	1
8	You Know You're in New York City When... - You Know You're in New York City When...1. Nuns walk down the street carrying automatic weapons.2. Y...Read the whole joke	1
9	You know you're Middle Aged if... - You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The bag...Read the whole joke	2
10	You Know You're Too Stressed If... - You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up. The Sun is too loud. Trees begin to chase you. You ...Read the whole joke	1
11	You know you\'re a Teacher if... - You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.You...Read the whole joke	1
12	You Know You\'re From California When... - You Know You're From California When...1. The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway2. Y...Read the whole joke	1
13	You know you\'re in the wrong church when... - TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has gun racks.9. The church staff con...Read the whole joke	1
14	You know you\'re out of college when... - You know you're out of college when...1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants...Read the whole joke	2
15	You Mama\'s So Hairy... - Yo mama's so hairy...- Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower. - Yo ma...Read the whole joke	1
16	You Mama\'s So Ugly... - - Yo Mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals" - Yo Mama'...Read the whole joke	1
17	You Might Be A Bad Customer If: - You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the "10 items or less" lane. You walk into a st...Read the whole joke	0
18	You Might Be A College Student: - You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf your trash is overflowing a...Read the whole joke	0
19	You might be a Redneck JEDI if... - You might be a Redneck Jedi if...===========================================* You ever heard the phr...Read the whole joke	0
20	You might be an ENGINEER if... - YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF... The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing wrong with this...Read the whole joke	0
21	You Might Be An Internet Addict If... - You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue as to w...Read the whole joke	0
22	You might be from a small town if: - 1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure and think of home3. You know...Read the whole joke	0
23	You Must Be A Redneck If - * You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more times a month than your dad * You s...Read the whole joke	0
24	You need an operation! - A lady says to her doctor, "My husband has been complaining that my vagina has an odor, but I bent o...Read the whole joke	0
25	You Used To - "You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting," she said as they were side by side in be...Read the whole joke	3