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You were there for me!
- A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact was on his head which caused h...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 |
You're a Statue
- A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 |
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding ticket even when you're p...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 |
You're gonna croak!
- A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, "You know, you should have come to see m...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 |
You're hired!
- A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During the interview, the interviewer as...Read the whole joke |
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| 6 |
You're hooked if...
- It's time to turn your computer off and read a book when....1. You wake up at 3 am to go to the bath...Read the whole joke |
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| 7 |
You're not a kid anymore when...
- You know you're not a kid anymore when...You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.You can li...Read the whole joke |
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| 8 |
You've been programming too long when
- When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...". When asked about a bus sched...Read the whole joke |
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| 9 |
You've got mail, the Blonde version
- A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks...Read the whole joke |
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| 10 |
Young Man !
- Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached by a man who flashed at ...Read the whole joke |
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| 11 |
Youngster Theories
- From Matt Groening's very funny "Big Book Of Hell", here are some philosophical theories shared by y...Read the whole joke |
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| 12 |
Your Are Available?
- A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a man trying to hitch a ride. ...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 |
Your Breast is Loose
- A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policem...Read the whole joke |
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| 14 |
Your co-worker is a computer hacker
- 10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9. He's won the Publisher's Cleari...Read the whole joke |
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| 15 |
Your Daughter is Pregnant
- A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the c...Read the whole joke |
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| 16 |
Your Funeral
- There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: "What do you want your family and...Read the whole joke |
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| 17 |
Your Job
- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks after 6 months....Read the whole joke |
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| 18 |
Your Kind of Man
- Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast flight, a...Read the whole joke |
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| 19 |
Your mama so stupid
- Your mamma's so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her pants!...Read the whole joke |
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| 20 |
Your mom is so fat...
- Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven't seen all of her!...Read the whole joke |
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| 21 |
Your mom is soooo fat...
- Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!...Read the whole joke |
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| 22 |
Your Momma
- Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag....Read the whole joke |
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| 23 |
Your momma is so fat....
- Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed it read -(one at a time please!!!!!...Read the whole joke |
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| 24 |
Your Momma is so ugly
- Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style....Read the whole joke |
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| 25 |
Your momma is...
- Your momma is like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!...Read the whole joke |
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