Science Jokes - Collection of free jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	What did one gay sperm say to the other? - What did one gay sperm say to the other? - I can't find my way through all this shit....Read the whole joke	3
2	What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm... - What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman's sex life have in common?They're both concerned w...Read the whole joke	1
3	What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as? - Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?................A. Speed bumps...Read the whole joke	1
4	What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs? - What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand....Read the whole joke	3
5	What do you call a gay man scrotum? - Question: What do you call a gay man's scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!...Read the whole joke	2
6	What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? - What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?lick-a-lot-a-pusSent by rob...Read the whole joke	3
7	What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment? - What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian's apartment? Potpourri...Read the whole joke	2
8	What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag? - Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time.... Sent by Lara...Read the whole joke	2
9	What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? - What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders....Read the whole joke	1
10	What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? - Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!...Read the whole joke	1
11	What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for? - What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for? For flossing after eating....Read the whole joke	3
12	What does it mean when two lesbians make love? - Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn't mean dick....Read the whole joke	1
13	What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian? - What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One's a snack...Read the whole joke	1
14	What is the first symptom of AIDS? - What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass....Read the whole joke	4
15	What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? - Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer: Can I push your stoo...Read the whole joke	1
16	What's a famous saying at a gay bar? - What's a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent by Jeff...Read the whole joke	4
17	What's a transvestite's idea of a good time? - What's a transvestite's idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!...Read the whole joke	2
18	What's the definition of AIDS? - What's the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence....Read the whole joke	2
19	What's the difference between a whale and a dyke? - What's the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and a plaid shirt....Read the whole joke	11
20	What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil? - What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got away....Read the whole joke	2
21	Why do gay men have moustaches? - Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks....Read the whole joke	4
22	Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? - Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a bubble bath Sunday morning....Read the whole joke	1
23	Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population? - Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them have closets to come out o...Read the whole joke	1
24	Wrong joke - A traveling salesman's car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm. He knocks on the door an...Read the whole joke	2

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