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| 1 |
Take her apart!
- A young boy asked his mother "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?" "Of cour...Read the whole joke |
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| 2 |
The aged patient doddered into...
- The aged patient doddered into the doctor's office with a serious complaint."Doc, you've got to do s...Read the whole joke |
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| 3 |
The art of foreplay
- Woman, "Slow down, foreplay is an art."Man, "Well, if you don't get your canvas arranged soon, ...Read the whole joke |
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| 4 |
The Australian way
- After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest of her life ...Read the whole joke |
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| 5 |
The Big Horse Race
- The Big Horse Race Horses in the race are:1. Passionate Lady2. Bare Belly3. Silk Panties4. Co...Read the whole joke |
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| 6 |
The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume...
- The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume."This is called 'Perhaps'," said the sal...Read the whole joke |
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| 7 |
The common symptoms of swine flu
- The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and an irresistib...Read the whole joke |
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| 8 |
The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college...
- The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "In ...Read the whole joke |
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| 9 |
The definition of amnesia
- AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again....Read the whole joke |
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| 10 |
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him...
- The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an examination."Mrs. Brown," he said...Read the whole joke |
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| 11 |
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar...
- The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of asking about the detai...Read the whole joke |
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| 12 |
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able...
- The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a luscious looking dish. H...Read the whole joke |
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| 13 |
The horny midget found that the best way...
- The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was to be direct about it. So h...Read the whole joke |
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| 14 |
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model...
- The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front ti...Read the whole joke |
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| 15 |
The new hooker had just finished her first trick...
- The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to the street, the seasoned...Read the whole joke |
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| 16 |
The newly married man came home from work...
- The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched languorously on the sofa, ...Read the whole joke |
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| 17 |
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and...
- The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite."Do you have reservations?" a...Read the whole joke |
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| 18 |
The right rhythm
- On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her grandparent'...Read the whole joke |
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| 19 |
The Seven Dwarfs
- "The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso they felt Grumpy instead......Read the whole joke |
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| 20 |
The seven dwarves were in Rome...
- The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got to talk to the mother s...Read the whole joke |
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| 21 |
The wife of an older man is distraught...
- The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband's um...little sailor can't salute anymore...Read the whole joke |
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| 22 |
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate...
- The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound of a key in the...Read the whole joke |
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| 23 |
The young lady admired the watch in the store window...
- The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked by it. She finally entere...Read the whole joke |
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| 24 |
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when...
- There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the husband that it was time ...Read the whole joke |
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| 25 |
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession...
- There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional she said, ...Read the whole joke |
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