Sex Jokes - Collection of free jokes

#	Title	Hits
1	Want some of this? - Mongo's old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday, so she bough...Read the whole joke	1
2	What am I? - You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. Iget wet before you do. What am I?A Te...Read the whole joke	2
3	What did cinderella do when she got to the ball? - What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked......Read the whole joke	0
4	What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom... - What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom as he was masturbating? "look Ma'...Read the whole joke	1
5	What do jello and a woman have in common? - What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them....Read the whole joke	2
6	What do people do for fun on Halloween? - What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate...Read the whole joke	1
7	What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common? - What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hour waitin...Read the whole joke	1
8	What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? - Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full....Read the whole joke	0
9	What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt? - What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed...Read the whole joke	25
10	What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? - What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling....Read the whole joke	1
11	What do you call foreplay in Alabama? - What do you call foreplay in Alabama? 'Hey sis, you awake?'...Read the whole joke	1
12	What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass? - What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!...Read the whole joke	1
13	What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ? - What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?Break her fingers so she can't tell...Read the whole joke	0
14	What do you do in case of fallout? - What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter strokes!...Read the whole joke	1
15	What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl? - What do you do when you're finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn her over and pretend she's a...Read the whole joke	0
16	What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull? - What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very last headjob....Read the whole joke	1
17	What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? - What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A 40ft cock that wants to reach ...Read the whole joke	0
18	What does a camera and a condom have in common? - What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic moment....Read the whole joke	2
19	What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist... - What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but can't eat it...Read the whole joke	1
20	What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? - Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A tea bag....Read the whole joke	0
21	What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits? - Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings fell out....Read the whole joke	0
22	What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ? - What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death....Read the whole joke	0
23	What is 3 feet tall and gives me head? - What's 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son....Read the whole joke	1
24	What is a man's idea of protected sex? - What is a man's idea of protected sex?A padded headboard....Read the whole joke	1
25	What is a yankee? - What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself....Read the whole joke	1

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