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1	Which of the following does not belong? - Which of the following doesn't belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because its ...Read the whole joke	0
2	While attending a spelling session in school one day... - While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could spell the wor...Read the whole joke	0
3	Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker? - Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can wash her crack and reuse it....Read the whole joke	0
4	Who's got a bigger crotch? - There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their husbands could get up...Read the whole joke	0
5	Why are women like snow flakes? - Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different. ...Read the whole joke	0
6	Why are women so bad at mathematics? - Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them that this\|<----------------...Read the whole joke	0
7	Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70? - Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? - Because she gets a frog stuck in her throat at 69....Read the whole joke	0
8	Why do bankers make great lovers? - Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal....Read the whole joke	0
9	Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating? - Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before it starts.....Read the whole joke	0
10	Why do they put strings on tampons? - Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!...Read the whole joke	0
11	Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters... - Q: Why do they say that eating yogurt and oysters will improve your sex life?A: Because if you'll ...Read the whole joke	2
12	Why do women fake orgasms? - Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay....Read the whole joke	0
13	Why does Barbie never get pregnant? - A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes in a box!...Read the whole joke	0
14	Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much? - Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what the big boys eat....Read the whole joke	1
15	Why don't women blink during foreplay? - Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time....Read the whole joke	2
16	Why is 88 better than 69? - for you girls...Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice....Read the whole joke	0
17	Why is a joke like pussy? - Why is a joke like pussy?Neither's any good if you don't get it....Read the whole joke	0
18	Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's? - Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald's?A: Because it's always exactly the same and afterward...Read the whole joke	1
19	Why is pubic hair curly? - Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out....Read the whole joke	1
20	Why is sex like money in the bank? - Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent by Annette...Read the whole joke	1
21	Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? - Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it's getting interesting they are finished un...Read the whole joke	0
22	Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store? - Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught sitting on Pinocchio's face and...Read the whole joke	0
23	Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog... - Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front room. "My God Henry", she screams,...Read the whole joke	0
24	Wrong card - At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the cards, finally shaking her head, "...Read the whole joke	0